And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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