Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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