Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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