:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
