you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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