so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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