i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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