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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix

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• (716): View more from New York

  your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...

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• (315): View more from New York

  Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

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• (760): View more from California

  Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad

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