No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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