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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized

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• (818): View more from California

  I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire

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• (585): View more from New York

  Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?

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• (650): View more from California

  He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.

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• (310): View more from California

  Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).

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• (561): View more from Florida

  When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem

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  #reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder

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• (707): View more from California

  I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....

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