K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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