I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I enjoy the company of your penis
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
