a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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