Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
