I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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