Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
vagina is talking i cant
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
