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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.

  (1-270): View more from Kentucky

  You should've just screamed yes we can!

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup

  (868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

  So no more sangria road trips?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go

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• (206): View more from Washington

  That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.

  (425): View more from Washington

  Sleeping with just one person sucks

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How does one acquire holy water?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.

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