I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.