what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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