Don't you send me to vm
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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