I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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