wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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