We're facebook friends in real life
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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