Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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