Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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