whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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