Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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