hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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