they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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