Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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