I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Let's get the cat blown out
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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