I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
