it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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