you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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