it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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