so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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