you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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