whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I had to cum in my sink.
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