found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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