No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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