and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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