If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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