Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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