just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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