u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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