Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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