I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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