i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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