Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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