I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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