We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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