He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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