I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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