Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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