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Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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(773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me<div>(773): They speak asian</div> http://tfl.nu/664g

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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

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Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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(312): awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!! (708): Did someone propose they get off the stage? http://tfl.nu/mqed

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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.

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(304): I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed. http://tfl.nu/knrb

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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students

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(773): somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students http://tfl.nu/zxwh

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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(630): Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best. http://tfl.nu/ljti

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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(925): Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends http://tfl.nu/x0vc

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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(716): When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex." http://tfl.nu/1pf1

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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."

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(256): He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment." http://tfl.nu/ioax

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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.

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(772): You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer. http://tfl.nu/ehgy

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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.

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(425): Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming. http://tfl.nu/qdqz

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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.

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(210): I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted. http://tfl.nu/x81s

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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.

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(301): Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited. http://tfl.nu/b9mp

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Really? A fat girl?

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I'm walking her back. Chill out.

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She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.

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(612): Really? A fat girl? (1-206): I'm walking her back. Chill out. (1-206): She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though. http://tfl.nu/xw6d

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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.

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(602): So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk. http://tfl.nu/56hg

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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.

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(845): Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus. http://tfl.nu/x306

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