Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
