I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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