I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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