My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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